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I’m performing with the Bombshells at the Box Factory...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:14:51 -0800

I’m performing with the Bombshells at the Box Factory tomorrow night, at the Mini Bike Cabaret fundraiser for the Bay Area Derailleurs. :)

thebombshellssf:

MINI BIKE CABARET

What: Variety Show featuring Punk Rock, Burlesque, and Booty Shaking with proceeds funding The Derailleurs bike dance tour.

When: Jan. 30th

Where: Box Factory 865 Florida between 20th and 21st.

How Much: $7

Additional Info:
derailleurs.wordpress.com

The Bay Area Derailleurs present MINI BIKE CABARET, a multi-media art and dance extravaganza featuring peers, friends, and supporters of the bicycle dance movement on Saturday, January 30, at 9 P.M. at the Box Factory 865 Florida between 20th and 21st. Tickets are $7. For more info, visit derailleurs.wordpress.com. The evening will feature dance performances by the Derailleurs, the Bombshells (punk rock burlesque), and the Cheese Puffs (lounge burlesque); live music by The Nerv (hard hitting, straightforward inspirational punk), Jessie Roadkill (quirky singer-songwriter), and Tongue and Teeth (haunting and passionate); dance music by DJs Zelko (of Kafana Balkan), Miss Rowdy (booty), and Mega Bitch (more booty); an art show, film screenings, and the release of the Derailleurs’ bike-themed coloring book.

The Derailleurs are one of 12 dance teams around the world who focus on the bike as a symbol of affection on the dance floor. They are taking their hip-hop and jazz flavor with a suicide girl twist on the road to Portland and Reno for mutant bike events in February. They have been working hard on an upcoming feature film and will be showing the trailer for the audience. Along with writing scenes and choreographing, they have been drawing for the release the Derailleurs Activity Book featuring imaginative drawings and informative bicycle anatomy, available for $5.

The team garnered media attention last year when co-founder Hollis Hawthorne was in a major motorcycle accident in India. They raised $100,000 in three weeks to help fly her home via air ambulance. They have been trudging through this year to stay together and stay productive in honor of their fallen leader.

The group’s mission is to promote the bicycle as transportation, art medium, and tool for personal empowerment through creative, athletic, and humorous dance on, with, and about the bicycle.

formspring.me

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:52:43 -0800

I think my husband is cheating on me. Advice?

Well, it’s not with me. As NeNe on the Real Housewives of ATL says, I close my legs to married men.

If you think he’s cheating on you, your female intuition is more trustworthy than his shadiness and disrespect.

My advice is to throw him out like so much trash.

What’s wrong with short men?

Nothing, just that they don’t command the same amount of attention as tall politicians. The only glaring exception, aside from Willie Brown, is Aaron Peskin. I can spot Peskin from across the street. He must have something tall and even average people do not.

What are some good examples of male nudity?

See: True Blood, Filament mag, allhotmen.com.

Where is the best place to eat in Daly City?

People ask me this a lot, and I don’t always have the best answers. My family tends to gravitate towards Asian restaurants in malls because we’re suburban. My favorites include: Bangkok Garden, Banana Island, and Barracuda Sushi.

Ask me anything

sisternebraska: (via imleavingyoumylegacy)

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:13:55 -0800

sisternebraska:

(via imleavingyoumylegacy)

Two things: 1) It’s really nice of Colin Farrell to hold...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:00:05 -0800

Two things:

1) It’s really nice of Colin Farrell to hold the umbrella for his date.

2) Colin must be really short.

"But here’s something even dedicated students of the 4th estate may not fully appreciate: There’s..."

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:26:04 -0800

“

But here’s something even dedicated students of the 4th estate may not fully appreciate: There’s very little actual journalism in a weekend edition.

According to a layman’s study of four recent editions, and similar estimates by dudes we know with at least 2 years of college, the average amount of words constituting reportage in a weekend edition is about 233.

In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between Section A Page 1 and the last page of the Best Buy circular, there’s barely enough journalism to maintain a single cocktail party conversation. In fact, the average edition devotes 78% more pulp to delivering MLK Day sales.

”

- Hah. (via andrewgraham) (via yaldabaoth)

beats antique michael jackson MLK mashup (via...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:05:00 -0800

beats antique michael jackson MLK mashup (via BeatsAntiqueVideos)

Mystery solved: DNT posted this on his FB Friday, which probably explains the strange dream.

A couple nights ago, I had a dream that I was Blanket Jackson’s nanny and Michael...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:56:31 -0800

A couple nights ago, I had a dream that I was Blanket Jackson’s nanny and Michael Jackson’s secret lover. Blanket and I were trapped in a trailer while MJ was having a duel with R. Kelly outside the trailer. R. Kelly was wearing a long jheri curl wig.

In other news: my drugs are obviously not working.

Not feeling Ryan Kwanten’s hair here (he probably got...

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:18:50 -0800

Not feeling Ryan Kwanten’s hair here (he probably got rained on), but he’s still hot. Duh.

Some Chace Crawford hottness for Erika. So pretty…

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:14:06 -0800

Some Chace Crawford hottness for Erika. So pretty…

marklisanti: Unpossible. Regretsy – Window Shop For DNT.

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:37:10 -0800

marklisanti:

Unpossible.

Regretsy – Window Shop

For DNT.

itsnotthatserious: tsibugan: Aaliyah feat. Timbaland - We Need...

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:51:43 -0800

itsnotthatserious:

tsibugan:

Aaliyah feat. Timbaland - We Need A Resolution

On a normal day, I’d just post the instrumental, but today is not normal. Happy Birthday/Rest in Peace, Aaliyah.

RIP

2girls1queen: Si si si - Lady Kier’s new blog is up on...

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:23:30 -0800

2girls1queen:

Si si si - Lady Kier’s new blog is up on Tumblr!!!

ladykier:

friday jan 14 @ pussy faggot . MY TOP TUNE OF THE NITE: MUZIC by Ebony Bones

photo by: dj chicken scratch

John Lennon-Watching the Wheels (via M4rin4k)

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 15:02:32 -0800

John Lennon-Watching the Wheels (via M4rin4k)

ladymisskate: Pauly D is so not feeling it and Vinny looks far...

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:43:44 -0800

ladymisskate:

Pauly D is so not feeling it and Vinny looks far too comfortable.

"Also: I read neither Nonsociety nor Reblogging Julia. I don’t understand how people can have such..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:37:26 -0800

“Also: I read neither Nonsociety nor Reblogging Julia. I don’t understand how people can have such distaste for something that’s so easy to ignore. Do people cruise the upper channels of their cable dial looking for shows on Lifetime to bitch about on their blog? Why is it that everything on the internet makes people think it’s WRITTEN JUST FOR THEM? Every other medium understands the idea of segmented audience.”

- Fimoculous: formspring.me

Rex Sorgatz is talking about Julia Allison here, but this statement could be applied to anyone or anything you find annoying, but somehow feel compelled to complain about for hours.

In my daily life, I ignore more people than I pay attention to, because I only have so many hours in the day to devote to the people and causes I find worthwhile. Everybody else sucks, but they’re still not important enough for me to read about, stare at, blog about, etc.

Bob Dylan - Tangled Up in Blue Bob always said it better: Early...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:06:30 -0800

Bob Dylan - Tangled Up in Blue

Bob always said it better:

Early one mornin’ the sun was shinin’,
I was layin’ in bed
Wond’rin’ if she’d changed at all
If her hair was still red.
Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama’s homemade dress
Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough.
And I was standin’ on the side of the road
Rain fallin’ on my shoes
Heading out for the East Coast
Lord knows I’ve paid some dues gettin’ through,
Tangled up in blue.

She was married when we first met
Soon to be divorced
I helped her out of a jam, I guess,
But I used a little too much force.
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split up on a dark sad night
Both agreeing it was best.
She turned around to look at me
As I was walkin’ away
I heard her say over my shoulder,
“We’ll meet again someday on the avenue,”
Tangled up in blue.

I had a job in the great north woods
Working as a cook for a spell
But I never did like it all that much
And one day the ax just fell.
So I drifted down to New Orleans
Where I happened to be employed
Workin’ for a while on a fishin’ boat
Right outside of Delacroix.
But all the while I was alone
The past was close behind,
I seen a lot of women
But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew
Tangled up in blue.

She was workin’ in a topless place
And I stopped in for a beer,
I just kept lookin’ at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear.
And later on as the crowd thinned out
I’s just about to do the same,
She was standing there in back of my chair
Said to me, “Don’t I know your name?”
I muttered somethin’ underneath my breath,
She studied the lines on my face.
I must admit I felt a little uneasy
When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe,
Tangled up in blue.

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe
“I thought you’d never say hello,” she said
“You look like the silent type.”
Then she opened up a book of poems
And handed it to me
Written by an Italian poet
From the thirteenth century.
And every one of them words rang true
And glowed like burnin’ coal
Pourin’ off of every page
Like it was written in my soul from me to you,
Tangled up in blue.

I lived with them on Montague Street
In a basement down the stairs,
There was music in the cafes at night
And revolution in the air.
Then he started into dealing with slaves
And something inside of him died.
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside.
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn,
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin’ on like a bird that flew,
Tangled up in blue.

So now I’m goin’ back again,
I got to get to her somehow.
All the people we used to know
They’re an illusion to me now.
Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenter’s wives.
Don’t know how it all got started,
I don’t know what they’re doin’ with their lives.
But me, I’m still on the road
Headin’ for another joint
We always did feel the same,
We just saw it from a different point of view,
Tangled up in blue.

Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:08:49 -0800

Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas

yaldabaoth: sagansagel: bthny: (via yaldabaoth) yeeeeeeesh....

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:03:43 -0800

yaldabaoth:

sagansagel:

bthny:

(via yaldabaoth)

yeeeeeeesh. I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that this picture fills me with as much rage as it does.

YUKK IT UP FUCKFACES. HOPE YOU ENJOY RUINING AMERICA FOR POOR PEOPLE. NICE SUITS. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE HUNGRY OR COLD OUT OF POVERTY BEFORE?

That time I almost accidentally elbowed Ben Nelson in the face? I should have done it for real. Hard.

Yes, you should have.

sisternebraska: do your best nickdrake: Mick Jagger.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:00:47 -0800

sisternebraska:

do your best

nickdrake:

Mick Jagger.

damndamnfine: youmakemydreams: ewalker9: janers: This was...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:57:06 -0800

damndamnfine:

youmakemydreams:

ewalker9:

janers:

This was requested in Hi-Res. The largest I could get this was in 957x600, but it may be available elsewhere. It’s from a photoshoot with Tobias Lundkvist for Cafe magazine.

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